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Gujjus Rule! Signs in Gujarat Hotels

Contributed by: Bharat B (Thanks!)

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

In a Surat hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Baroda hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Not from a hotel, but still worth a mention:

In the office of Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women, and other diseases.

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  1. January 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    LOL !!
    This is one too good :
    Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

    Kathiyawadio nu hindi ane angreji bey jordaar hoy .. kevu pade baki ..

  2. January 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    @ Jaydip:

    All of them are gems, and the best thing is that these are all actual notices in the hotels.

    Next time when I am traveling around, I will be sure to carry my camera with me and click such notices and post here. There must be so many out there – well meaning, informative but entertainly so!

    I particularly liked the ‘elevator‘ notice in Surat and also the ‘values‘ one from Baroda. Quite apt that one, from the Indian culture point of view – Book into hotel – leave your values at the desk!!

    ~ Rakesh

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