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Ten Commandments: Of Marraige!

Submitted by: Bharat B
Via email of: Nov 11, 2007

1st Commandment:
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.

2nd Commandment:
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

3rd Commandment:
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

4th Commandment:
Married life is very frustrating.
In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3r year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

5th Commandment:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

6th Commandment:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

7th Commandment:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something
you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

8th Commandment:
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

9th Commandment:
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

10th Commandment:
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment – A short story
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said, Hey!…This thing really works!”

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  1. December 6, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    LOL! you didn’t have to add the Submitted by field. πŸ˜‰ *ducks*

  2. Rakesh
    December 6, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    @ Kanan,

    πŸ™‚ Very funny!

    Not only BharatB is credited for submitting this article but I can also squirm out of being an example! Smart, huh?

    Good of you to stop by.

    I am still working my way towards answering your TAG! Thank you very much!

    ~ Rakesh

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