Gujjus Rulez!

15 09 2008

Sardarjee: I have a cow for you for just Rs500! Patelbhai
Patelbhai: I’ll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow! here is the money

The next day: ‘Sorry Bhai, but the cow died last night.
”Oh.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back”
Sorry Bhaia, I already spend that money..
”Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.’

So, sardaarjee brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.
A few weeks later, Sardarjee bumped into Patel and asked him what he did with the dead cow:
‘You won’t believe it Sardarjee! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for Rs5 each!  I made a profit of Rs850!  But, I didn’t tell anyone the cow was dead..

”Yoh! And the people didn’t complain?’
‘Eish! Only the guy who won!  So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!

‘Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujarat’

Who is this clever Patel?


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19 09 2008
khushi

true.. we gujju’s rules….. ekdam sachu kidhu tame…
baki mari gujrati shayrie mare mari website chk karjo…

http://www.khushi-ki-duniya.com/ <— hindi & english
http://www.merirachana.blogspot.com <—gujrati

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